No typos here, ladies and gentlemen. ¬†Velocity of Sound Records is releasing quite possibly the grossest 7” in existence.
No audio samples either. ¬†What we have here is a line, dug deep in the sand. ¬†Back in the early days of our vinyl collections, we all made a promise. ¬†It was a promise of purity. ¬†We would never, under any circumstances, buy a record that had hair (of unknown origins) embedded inside the wax.
The choice¬†is yours, but once the final number of your credit card is submitted…¬†it’s a firm decision. ¬†There is no going back. ¬†You cannot simply buy a piss-colored 7” filled with hair and then go and buy the new¬†Kanye single. ¬†This purchase will mar your days for the rest of your lives, and you will trudge through your life with a stain on your soul. ¬†A piss stain.
Oh, you want a test press of this monstrosity too? ¬†God help you. ¬†Buy that HERE.
‚ÄúGetting Your Hair Wet With Pee‚ÄĚ is an anthem so majestic, it makes the Star-Spangled Banner sound like a dog vomiting in comparison. Vocals soaring higher than a mountain top, guitars ringing truer than freedom itself.
This is a song convicted of love and trust.
Eohippus, Velocity of Sound‚Äôs most mysterious band has dropped a nugget of musical genius so profound that we had to give it the royal treatment. We are proud to announce the world‚Äôs first hair filled, piss soaked vinyl.
Strictly limited to 100 copies, this single-sided 7‚ÄĚ comes in your choice of black or red inked hand stamped cover art.
MP3 codes are package with the single.
Please note that this unique item lends itself to surface noise and no two singles look alike."
- Maybe Buy
- Not My Style
- Too Expensive