“Can I buy you a drink?” You pause between sips of your whiskey and look over your shoulder. Â Standing in front of you is a gorgeous blonde bombshell in a slinky red dress.
“Me?” you ask clumsily. Â You’ve been sitting alone for 3 hours at the bar unnoticed. Â Why now?
She smiles and nods.
“Why not!” you exclaim. Â This hasn’t happened to you in decades, so you offer her the seat next to yours.
What happens after you get your fresh whiskey is completely blank. Â You remember nothing. Â All you know is that you’ve woken up completely naked in a large wicker basket atop some kind of strange manmade wooden tower.
“WHERE AM I?” you shout, but wince at the pain in your gut. Â Your ribs feel like they’reÂ completely crushed and you can barely breathe. Â You try and stand up, but shriek in agony at the intense pain around your ankles. Â Both of your feet have been cobbled and are completely broken.
“Play the new GOAT song”, shouts a familiar female voice from the ground below.
It’s her. Â The strange beauty from the bar, now wearing some kind of ceremonial garb, is staring up at you with an otherworldly evil in her eyes. Â “Bring me the torch!” Â The crowd of zombified women around her croon with delight. Â Your screams are unheard over the eruption of the gathering of female cave dwellers, and their shrieks get louder as the leader carries the torch towards the wooden tower. Â She stops at the foot of the tower and looks up at you. Â The crowd goes silent.
“How many copies of the new GOAT album is Sub Pop releasing to the public?” she shouts. Â Your brain is mush. Â You’re trying to crunch numbers, but it’s no use.
“Sub Pop doesn’t usually release that kind of information to the public”, you shout back. Â The crowd of females nod reluctantly in agreement. Â The woman leader smiles.
SheÂ lights the tower with the torch as your world fades to black.
Sub Pop details:
All customers who pre-order the LP version of Commune will receive the limited, âLoser Editionâ of the album on translucent blue and red colored vinyl. In addition, customers who pre-order will also receive the following, while supplies last:
-A bonus, one-sided 7-inch featuring a previously unreleased song.
-An instant download of the first single, âHide From the Sunâ.
-Advance access to stream Commune in full, 1 month before street date, exclusively from your SubPop.com account.
*Bonus 7-inch is limited to LP and CD pre-orders, and only available while supplies last.
Rocket Recordings details:
Purchase at https://www.rocketrecordings.com/goatcommune
EXCLUSIVE LIMITED EDITION BUNDLES ARE LIMITED TO 500
Bundle 1 - Â£32.99
Ultra limited gold vinyl + exclusive 7" + CD
Bundle 2 - Â£35.99
Ultra limited gold vinyl + exclusive 7" + CD + poster
Bundle 3 - Â£49.99
Ultra limited gold vinyl + exclusive 7" + CD + poster + t-shirt
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