I want you to take a good look at that sink. What does it remind you of? Does it repulse you? Are you curious? Do you just want to grab a bunch of chemicals, some rubber gloves and a brush to scrape away at all the rust and filth? It reminds me of Gummo – the bathtub scene, specifically. It reminds me of those pictures that have living conditions that are a thousand times worse than what’s implied here. Those pictures with old computers and keyboards, covered in cigarette ash, empty bottles and all kinds of garbage – think about Oneohtrix Point Never’s “Still Life (Betamale)” music video, which got taken down from pretty much anywhere it was hosted. That sink¬†probably belongs to a man with no regard for hygiene, much less himself. The pile of cigarettes on the corner of the sink magnify the effect. There’s no preview of what’s on this album, as far as I know, but Stephen Tanner describes it as depressing. I’m going to trust him on that. If you’ve really got an itch, check out his band Harvey Milk – it may give you a picture of what could be in store on this album.
Things Haven't Gone Well. No shit.
We‚Äôve been fucked by the banks, our children‚Äôs life expectancies are lower than our own and the zombies, computers, and/or zombie computers are going to rise up and crush us all. But for Stephen Tanner, the bassist of Harvey Milk and man behind Music Blues, things have not gone well since birth.
Things Haven't Gone Well was written by Tanner while he crashed at Harvey Milk‚Äôs vocalist and guitarist Creston Spiers‚Äô house in 2010 in Georgia following the death of longtime friend drummer Jerry Fuchs (LCD Soundsystem, Turing Machine, !!!).
‚ÄúDepression has always been the main theme in Harvey Milk and all that started when Jerry passed away. I didn‚Äôt have a job, I didn‚Äôt have anywhere to live, my girlfriend and I broke up. I stayed at Creston‚Äôs house which was more depressing than anything, for 3 months.‚ÄĚ There Tanner watched 6 hours of the original 90210 every day, drank, and attempted to write the new Harvey Milk album.
Instead he wrote Things Haven't Gone Well, his debut as a solo artist and the first album under the name Music Blues. Completely written and recorded by Tanner, in Georgia at Creston‚Äôs and in his Brooklyn apartment, he continues on with the musical touchstones of Harvey Milk (Melvins, Gore, Earth, ZZ Top, Kiss and Judas Priest) while forging ahead into a strange, and at times harrowing, unknown.
Tanner‚Äôs life, from birth until now, is the theme of the album. The first song, ‚Äú9/17/71‚ÄĚ is his birthdate, and the second one ‚ÄúPre-Cesarean Delivery‚ÄĚ about being cut out of his mother three weeks prematurely, an act he attributes to most of his problems. He takes to heart the words his father told him at a young age: ‚ÄúYou think life sucks now, just wait.‚ÄĚ It‚Äôs a dirgey sludge with solid boogie moments and Fade to Black melancholy. Tanner calls it depressing, but the album hits far more notes than that. It‚Äôs slow and heavy, but it moves, and there‚Äôs an expansiveness that picks up steam, a vastness akin to soundtracks. It has a cinematic quality that reveals the influences of John Carpenter and Ennio Morricone, albeit different in musicality.
Stephen Tanner was probably born on a dirt road somewhere in Georgia. He claims he was good at baseball as a kid until he discovered Kiss, and that shit ruined him. It made him the tequila-filled beast he is today. Instead of leading a third-tiered Kenny Powers-esque life in baseball, he went on to play bass in the mighty Harvey Milk, who formed in 1992, disbanded in 1998 and rose from the irrelevance ashes, thankfully to much acclaim and avail, in 2008.
Brooklyn, New York is home, where he is highly regarded in the food world and has been lovingly reviewed in the New York Times, both for his cooking and Harvey Milk. Tanner plans to tour on the back of this behemoth, but watch out fellas! He doesn‚Äôt have a driver‚Äôs license.
Things have not gone well, indeed, but the listening is great.
- Maybe Buy
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- Too Expensive